When the lights go out,
I dream about my puppyhood.
And this pint-sized mug who took me in one day
Sure, I broke a rule or two
The same as any puppy would
But in these crazy dreams,
I still can hear him say
You didn't mean to do it
Carface
I guess you kind of blew it
Carface
But I'm gonna see you through it all
'cause you're my pal
I gotta admit,
Yeah, we was tight
That squirt was all right
We used to trash the joint
From 6:00 a.m. to midnight
Play tag and all them indor sports
Like tug-a-war with boxer shorts
Had what you'd call
A regular ball
And Christmas was funnest of all
Boxes of steaks
Plum pudding and cakes
Who knew teddy bears' insides
Looked just like snowflakes?
But then too many hours had passed
I had to make a pit stop fast
I couldn't see, unfortunately, no
Powder room under the tree
When your double-crossed
It's like you lost your puppyhood
If he'd copped a plea
We would have been okay
I swear I must have held it twice as long
As any puppy could
And when that dame yelled, "Scram!"
I hoped the kid would say
You didn't mean to do it, Carface.
I guess you kind of blew it, Carface.
But I'm gonna see you threw it all,
'cause your my pal
ITCHY: But he didn't say it, did he?
CARFACE: Oh,man.
The kid blamed it all on me
So I stopped being a good pup and turned into a hood
Yadda, yadda, yadda.
He was a sweetie pie, who turned into a
Puppy hood
Anyways, nowadays
Talk about pals,
I got me a pack
The meanest mutts whoever
threw a game of blackjack
We hit the dumpsters, then the dumps
Kick Chihuahuas' puny rumps
At night I snooze wherever I choose
Ain't no way on Earth I can lose
But when the lights go out
I dream about my puppyhood
And in those crazy dreams, I never hear him say
You didn't mean to do it, Carface.
I guess you kind of blew it, Carface.
But I'm gonna see you threw it all,
'cause your my pal.....