If you've got romance on your mind
If you like to stroll hand in hand
If you wanna cuddle in the moonlight
And whisper "ain't love grand"
If you want someone
To buy that sweet talk
That you guys all love to spout
Baby....Count me out
If you wanna dance cheek to cheek
Then go home and talk all night long
If you wanna send somebody flowers
And share a stupid song
If you want a woman
Who believes that
You're what her life's all about
Baby....Count me out
I've been there
I've done that
It's nowhere
It's old hat
Forget those thoughts
You're thinkin' mister
And just regard me as a sister
If you wanna send valentines
If you wanna write poetry
Here's a little change..
Go call somebody
Who doesn't look like me
And if you've got plans
To fall in love
Without a shadow of a doubt
Baby.....Count me out
That's what I said
I said Baby....Count me out
...Hound Dog